So, after a long weekend of relaxation I come back to my room and find my roomate on CDO. He puts up the TAPS sheet while we all try to devise a funny question to ask everyone who walks in. I ask the first couple people "Why is New Jersey better than your state?" Obviously, they all say it isn't, which isn't the most creative answer, but I respect that. Finally, Michelle walks in and I tell her she can't answer the question since it doesn't make sense asking someone from New Jersey. She gets all pissed and as she leaves Alex blurts out the door "why don't you fight him about it?" It was at that moment the TAPS poll was born. The following picture is the question as it appeared on our wall:

Obviously, my roomates found this incredibly hilarious and immediately voted for Michelle. When the night was through, the votes were as follows:

Final score: Michelle: 48, Me: 26. Obviously, a gross error had occured, so to prove that I am indeed the better fighter, I struck this sweet pose: