For a very long time we've given Susan a hard time for her ability to fall asleep virtually anywhere at any time. After years of denial, we finally caught her in the act at a bonfire in Eagle Harbor:

After we caught this on camera we delved into historical records to find out where else Susan had fallen asleep. You may be temped to think that some of these photos have been doctored, but they are in fact historically accurate:


Here was have Susan sleeping at the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Our records show that the delegates waited several minutes for her to wake up herself, but they were finally forced to wake her up themselves when the British troops began to surround the building.

 

Here, Susan fell asleep fixing an antenna outside the International Space Station. She finally woke up and fixed the antenna enabling communications with Houston.

 

This final picture was the hardest to track down, but we have evidence that Susan actually fell asleep at the Last Supper. Sources say Jesus's deciples filled her in on the major details of the conversation once it was all over.

 

If you have a picture of Susan sleeping at a major historical event please email me at shackman2006@yahoo.com.